JUNK DATA, JUNK RESULTS: AN ABYSMAL APPRAISAL

Let me tell you, this thingamajig is a total disaster. It's like the developers took all the worst ideas they could find and smushed them into one clunky contraption. I mean, seriously, the instructions are about as understandable as a brick wall. You'd think with all the buzz surrounding this gadget, it would actually perform. But nope, it's just